What's my motherfuckin name?!
Inmate #350928.
Despite already being slotted in to headline the Coachella stage on Friday night, it looks like everyone's favourite murder Inc. member, Ja Rule, will not be playing Coachella this year. Earlier today Mr. Rule pleaded guilty to weapon possession charges stemming from a 2007 incident involving his Maybach, Lil Wayne and a loaded semi-automatic. Ja will face a minimum of 2 years in the clink where he can look forward to numerous conjugal visits from DMX on an ATV surrounded by Pitbulls.
Word from the courtroom was that the judge, a big Ashanti fan, was willing to let Ja Rule off the hook however the defendant's continued yelling of "MURRRRDEERRR" left the judge no choice but to lock him up.
Coachella organizers are now struggling to fill Ja Rule's spot. Rumored fill-ins include: Fat Joe, Bow Wow and Nelly.
He wasn't always there when we called, but was always on time. See you at Coachella 2013 Ja Rule.
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